Saturday, June 03, 2006
Mugsy issues fatwa
I come before you today to address a most egregious offense. The basic laws of civilized climate control have been violated far too many times. Too many dogs have panted; too many drops of human sweat have been needlessly shed. I have been left with no choice but to issue a fatwa! When the temperature outside is above 90 degrees, it is absolutely forbidden for any building to have its heater turned on. If you work in an office that engages in such misery-inducing tactics, you are fully within your rights to take up pitchforks and demand the air conditioning that God intended for you to have. I realize I may sound a bit hot under the collar, but such climatic transgressions must not be tolerated.