Thursday, August 04, 2005

A bargain, indeed

I have always been a believer in the value of a good education. Even before I graduated from PetsMart at the top of my class, I knew that knowledge could be my scimitar in the battle for a fulfilling life. So I'd like to share with you a few numbers. It would cost you about $4,500 a year to study theology at Ankara University. At Baylor University's Truett Theological Seminary, tuition and fees run more than three times that -- about $15,500 a year. This blog offers you a superior religious education, free of charge -- and you don't have to move to Turkey or suffer the indignity of calling yourself a Baylor Bear to take advantage of it. You will never find a better educational value than this. In a completely unrelated note, I'd like to point out that Pug Life Ministries now has an online offering plate. To donate to Pug Life, simply click on the PayPal icon below my handsome mug on the right side of the page. You can contribute with a major credit card, a checking account, a PayPal account or food stamps. Allah smiles on the generous.

8 comments:

Chip said...

I've benefited greatly from your teachings. Let me be the first to donate to the mosque.

Anonymous said...

If I generate a negative amount, such as -$10, will it credit me money from your account instead?

Anonymous said...

sorry, i meant "contribute," not "generate"...what was i thinking??

Anonymous said...

Ayatollah, if I had any money, it would be yours.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

All transactions must be approved by the Pug Life hierarchy, so no, you cannot contribute a negative amount. Please do not attempt to swindle the ministry. You would not want to end up like Blue Bull.

http://ayatollahmugsy.blogspot.com/2005/07/cross-me-at-your-peril.html

UNDERDOG said...

Juxtaposing "Ayatollah" and "Mugsy" does a grave disservice to Mugsy re: Looks, intelligence, and theology. Odor could be a toss-up. As a beagle bitch (sorry, female), I am an underdog - you know, half the fun and all the puppies. Does the sage Mugsy have any wisdom for me other than hittin' on me or an involuntary "fixing"?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I'm not sure I understand the question, Underdog. My advice to you is to pray five times a day, read my teachings religiously and tithe 10 percent of your earnings to Pug Life Ministries.

Anonymous said...

actually, you've overshot the tuition cost of Truett by about $10,000. better do your research.