Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sifting through job applications

Applications have begun to pour in for our new bodybuilder/evangelist positions with Team Pugforce. Among the applicants have been the world's strongest Pomeranian and Hollywood star Dolph Lundgren. But the most impressive application thus far has come from Brody the Bulldog. Federal labor laws do not permit me to post his resume, but you can find it on his blog, Bull by the Horns. Brody is co-captain of his dog park wrestling team and has an outstanding kill record (including 24 toys, four soccer balls and a television remote control). He also has no criminal record, which is more than I can say for myself. In short, Brody is vastly over-qualified for the position.

So Brody, I would like to offer you the position of supreme commander of the Armed Revolutionary Forces (ARF). We could use a bulldog like you to shape up our fighting forces and lay the groundwork for canine rule. There is no pay, per se, but you will be able to keep half the booty your troops plunder during military campaigns.

8 comments:

Leslee said...

Way to go Brody!

Dr. Mike Kear said...

Nucha asked me to let you know that he is honored. He is now bulking up on steroids and practicing the phone book tear as well as the concrete block smash.

Brody the Bulldog said...
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Brody the Bulldog said...

Fantastic!

Now, to my new recruits...
GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY! THAT'S RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS!! MOMMY'S NOT HERE TO RUB YOUR BELLY!

YOU ARE A PUGFORCE RECRUIT! YOU ARE ELITE FIGHTING MACHINES…. NOW -- LET ME SEE YOUR
WAR FACE!

Brody the Bulldog said...

Just a courtesy post, you might want to lower your volume before clicking my 'War Face' link (above).

Thanks again!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Excellent, Brody. Our fighting forces are now in good paws. If you should need any falsified intelligence to meet your military goals, just let me know.

Boomer said...

Ayatolla, I linked you to my site. I don't know fancy html yet so it's http://fugitivefromthedogstar.blogspot.com.

Hope that is okay. I'm chackler's pooch by the way.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thanks, Booomer. I will add it to my bookmarks.