In recent days, we have witnessed a sharp rise in anti-Pug Life activity. Visionary leaders are often the targets of persecution, so I am not surprised by this. But that does not mean I will take attacks on my ministry lying down. Belly rubs, maybe. But not attacks. Witness this mangled piece of paper. This morning, it was a happy, healthy document, without a care in the world. But then it dared to carry an anti-pug message. Look at it now: It is a slobber-covered, shredded shell of its former self. Learn from the paper’s example.
These enemies may be motivated by religious intolerance. They may be anti-pugites. Or perhaps they are just cat people. Whatever the case, they must know that when I am provoked, my fury is unrelenting. I urge you, do not make me take out my banana hook.
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That looks like what Id like to do to some of my students' essays. Hanging them (the students) on the banana hook sounds like a good idea too.
Yes, Chackler, it is a fearsome implement of torture. But you, of course, have nothing to fear. I just had to send a message to these new enemies of the ministry, who are no doubt quaking in their boots. The banana hook is available for rental, JMG, but I would not advise using it on students who weigh over 10 pounds.
Hey Mugsy,
I'm a bit of a paper-shredding slobber-dobber myself, but living with two old lady-pugs has taught me immeasurable patience in dealing with opinionated old frumps.
You know how water rolls off a duck's back? That's how seriously I take it when the old ladies give me the evil eye...I play it cool! It drives 'em crazy everytime!!
James Beauregard DuPug
Hi, James Beauregard. You sound like a wise pug. Welcome to the congregation. The truth is, I do let these things roll off my back. But I could not waste such an opportunity to demonstrate my paper-slaying prowess.
Once again, I stand in awe of you, oh great one.
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