Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Boycott Austria!

We must increase the pressure on the anti-dog regime in Vienna. Though I gave them every opportunity to do the right thing, the Austrians have left me no choice but to launch a boycott. By harnessing the economic power of the Pug Nation, we will bring this fourth member of the Axis of Evil to its knees. For the duration of the boycott, Vienna sausage shall be known as freedom sausage.

3 comments:

TransplantedOkie said...

I'm in!

Tyler said...

That's right! That'll teach 'em.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Looks as if it may just be the three of us. That should be enough to bring the Austrians to their knees!