Frey claimed he was the chief target in an FBI probe into drug activity at Denison University. A police report shows Frey to be a bit player in a minor case that an investigator called small potatoes. Frey, he said, "thinks he's a bit of a desperado. He's making a bunch of crap up
Have you ever been on TV, or maybe the movies? Have you ever plugged any vegetable-juicers or maybe been interviewed by Nancy Grace? Ever done any televised faith healing?
Obviously you're a celebrity. How does being so highly recognized effect going outside to do ordinary puggy-things, particularly those puggy-things one would rather do privately?
Are you hounded (no pug intended) by the paparazzi or maybe have one of those nice bullet-proof pugmobiles?
J.B., I once appeared on the O'Reilly Factor. My celebrity does not prevent me from engaging in regular pugginess, though. Perhaps if the donations to my ministry picked up, I could afford an armored pugmobile. But for now, I rely on a series of decoy ayatollahs, all dressed like me.
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Frey claimed he was the chief target in an FBI probe into drug activity at Denison University. A police report shows Frey to be a bit player in a minor case that an investigator called small potatoes. Frey, he said, "thinks he's a bit of a desperado. He's making a bunch of crap up
All I can say is that I glad it wasn't me sitting on national TV being taken to task by Oprah.
I consider Oprah to be one of the chief rivals in my quest for world domination.
Brother Mugsy,
Have you ever been on TV, or maybe the movies? Have you ever plugged any vegetable-juicers or maybe been interviewed by Nancy Grace? Ever done any televised faith healing?
Obviously you're a celebrity. How does being so highly recognized effect going outside to do ordinary puggy-things, particularly those puggy-things one would rather do privately?
Are you hounded (no pug intended) by the paparazzi or maybe have one of those nice bullet-proof pugmobiles?
J.B. DaPug
J.B., I once appeared on the O'Reilly Factor. My celebrity does not prevent me from engaging in regular pugginess, though. Perhaps if the donations to my ministry picked up, I could afford an armored pugmobile. But for now, I rely on a series of decoy ayatollahs, all dressed like me.
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