I have just received some photos that are startling to say the least. Look what those infidels have done to this member of the Portland Pug Jihad. For God's sakes, it is not even Pug-O-Ween. So help me, Allah, I will not stand for this. This blatant disregard for international law and canines' rights really gets my hackles up. These pugs will be returned to their families at once -- or else.