Saturday, September 16, 2006

Mugsy issues fatwa

Today, we have witnessed a travesty of justice. Victory was plucked from the Sooners' hands by an officiating crew that is either incompetent or corrupt -- or both. To make a bad call on the field during a fast-paced play is understandable. The referees are only human, after all. To spend over five minutes reviewing the horrendous call with instant-replay and then say the call stands is inexcusable.

I hereby issue a fatwa calling for the capture of all members of Saturday's officiating crew. They are to be brought to me and tried before an Armed Revolutionary Forces (ARF) military tribunal. And given the conclusive evidence on my DVR, I suspect it will be a short trial.

5 comments:

TransplantedOkie said...

Please let me know if you need someone to volunteer to stick a pencil in their eye becuase I SO volunteer.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thank you for your fervor, TransplantedOkie, but I do not think that will be necessary. We canines have the matter under control.

T-man said...

Those referees are toast. I would SO not want to be them!!

James Beauregard daPug said...

Hummm...this sounds like the same officiating crew LSU encountered last weekend. Maybe they're all being trained at the same place, Bro. Mugsy, maybe this is a conspiracy.

J. B.

Erin said...

President Boren has joined the cause.

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