Today, we have witnessed a travesty of justice. Victory was plucked from the Sooners' hands by an officiating crew that is either incompetent or corrupt -- or both. To make a bad call on the field during a fast-paced play is understandable. The referees are only human, after all. To spend over five minutes reviewing the horrendous call with instant-replay and then say the call stands is inexcusable.
I hereby issue a fatwa calling for the capture of all members of Saturday's officiating crew. They are to be brought to me and tried before an Armed Revolutionary Forces (ARF) military tribunal. And given the conclusive evidence on my DVR, I suspect it will be a short trial.