Friday, April 07, 2006
I have an exciting announcement today, my friends. Although the auditions for Team Pugforce continue under the watchful eye of Ryan Seacrest, I have booked a very special group to make guest appearances in several cities. The Pug League of America will thrill you with their feats of strength, and they will amaze you with their knowledge of the hadiths. Among the performers are the Incredible Hulking Pug, who can lift a minivan as if it were a marshmallow. Superpug, who is so powerful that only a fictional element from another planet can stop him. Wonderpug, whose lasso of truth will show unbelievers the way. And, of course, Robin Pug, who can take any phrase and make it holy (Holy Bill of Rights, Batpug!). Tickets will surely go fast, so don't miss out.