Thursday, December 08, 2005


Winter has finally arrived in North Texas -- with a vengeance. The temperature has fallen below 20 degrees, and it has been sleeting on and off since Wednesday afternoon. It is times like these when I envy you humans and your indoor restrooms. I had important Pug Life business to attend to in downtown Dallas yesterday, and I did not begin my drive home until after 11 p.m. At this point, the roads were a slippery mess. I believe it would be safe to call the journey back to my suburban compound a white-knuckle ride, though I cannot be certain of this. My fur prevents me from discerning the true color of my knuckle skin at any given time. In any event, it took about twice as long as usual to make the trip, because I didn't exceed 40 mph on the highway.

Upon my return to the ayatollah estate, I heard a strange clicking noise coming from the back yard. I crept around the side of the house for a closer look, and what did I see? A team of inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency, scanning the frozen ground with a Geiger counter. Curse that
Mohamed ElBaradei! But it was I who would have the last laugh -- thank Allah for my in-ground sprinkler system.


Leslee said...

LOL! I bet they got out of there quickly!

TransplantedOkie said...

or they are still frozen to the yard like ducks frozen in a pond. This could be your opportunity to go out a preach the truth to them. But first: bundle up!

mugsy's mom said...

Why don't you wear that sweater I got you for Christmas?