Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Blame it on 'Earl'

As you know, I take my duties as a leading pug religious scholar very seriously. So it is with great regret and embarrassment that I come to you now. You see, the biggest scholarly event of the decade took place last night, and I missed it. Did anyone happen to tape the Barbara Walters special "Heaven: Where Is It? How Do We Get There?"?

5 comments:

Chackler said...

I watched parts of it Ayatollah, what would you like to know?

Mugsy's Mom said...

You need a DVR or Tivo, son.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

A Labrador down the street offered to make me a tape, but I appreciate the offer, Chackler. I'm sure this weekend's sermon will be equal parts Quran and Ms. Walters.

JMG said...

I look forward to being enlightened, as I have heard from many Christian sources that I am a heretic.

BigBuddhaPuppy said...

According to the Christians, Ayatollah, you are going straight to hell...According to the Buddhists, you are doing just fine, being a canine, you are all ready the most enlightened species on earth, so just two more steps, heaven, then one-ness with the universe...According to the secularist/atheist, you will provide quality fertilizer for some grass some day...From what I saw, Ms. Walters did not go into the Muslim faith that much...but being a journalist she is an infidel, so it figures...

TiVo is one of Buddha's Gift to all canine-kind...Om, TiVo, Om....