My friends, I have an exciting announcement to make. While nursing on my monkey foot, I entered a place of perfect calm and clarity. My mind focused, and I understood Allah's plan like never before. And then it hit, smack-dab in my already-flattened face: an epiphany. An idea that touches on all the key missions of Pug Life Ministries -- spiritual outreach, charity, fundraising. My friends, this will be a milestone in canine history. What is it, you ask? I will tell you. A telethon!
Yes, like the great Jerry Lewis before me, I will be holding a telethon. What better way to raise the ministry's profile in France? Allah willing, there will be more exciting details to come.
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Once again, you astound with your great brilliance
Thank you, TransplantedOkie. Sometimes I astound even myself.
It could be part of the ...
Ayatollah,
Please let me know if you need entertainment for your telethon. I can donate you CC-man, my talking bird brother. Although annoying, he can be surprisingly entertaining. He can regale crowds with his thoughts on bathing and spaghetti.
T-man
I can't wait! Did you ever consider selling those wonderful "sucking" monkeys on the telethon? If you do a demo, it would be very compelling. Rabbi Jake
Just wondering if you need volunteers to man the phones during the telethon. I have two pups that I am willing to volunteer to assist at a moment's notice. They'll work for kibble!
I must look into this blogathon further, Pyrite.
T-Man, I am looking for entertainers. If CC-Man would like to audition, have him send me a message. This spaghetti talk intrigues me.
That is a possibility, Rabbi Jake. But I don't know if I can do that on camera. I cannot help but strike a pose when the camera comes out.
Thank you for volunteering, Eagle and Ranger. I will let you know if we need any more operators standing by.
I'm on the phone with Kanye West as we speak and he's willing to volunteer his services.
A telethon!!! Bro. Mugsy, where does your brilliance come from?
I might sit here and think about stuff for twenty years and never come up with the idea of a telethon. I'll bet your IQ is a big number.
Old Rosebud wants to be one of the entertainers. She used to be a striptease dancer at the BoomBoomRoom.
J. B.
Excellent, Brody. I will pencil Mr. West onto the schedule.
The monkey foot doesn't hurt, J.B. I would love to have Old Rosebud perform, but perhaps she could do something a little more modest than she did at the BoomBoomRoom. Does she have a burqa?
Uh, no, Rosebud doesn't have a burqa - she has a faded old robe and some bunny slippers.
I see your point though - Rose does tend to get carried away. Her dancing might be inappropriate for your telethon. She can sing but the songs she ordinarily sings probably wouldn't be appropriate either - she does an imitation of Joe Cocker that would leave you speechless.
J. B.
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