Saturday, June 16, 2007

Schnauzer houseguest

I am awaiting the arrival of Rabbi Jake, my longtime friend and the head of the Jewish wing of Pug Life Ministries. Given the rapidly deteriorating situation in the Middle East, we felt it necessary to do whatever we could to promote peace in the region. So we are convening an emergency summit to try to talk some sense into the feuding factions. I am less optimistic now than I was during our last attempt, but we must give it a shot. Otherwise, we will never win a Nobel Peace Prize.

Even if our appeal for peace fails, we can still do some much-needed preparation for the upcoming Pug Life Telethon. Rabbi Jake tells me he knows where we can get a great deal on kazoos.

6 comments:

Boomer and his mom Carol said...

Bless you and Rabbi Jake for taking on such serious topics. I hope you two can come up with a solution for the Middle East. It would be neat if I knew someone who won the Nobel Peace Prize.

James Beauregard daPug said...

Bro. Mugsy, some would claim the neighborhood dry cleaners lost their burqa, sue for millions, and not have to worry about the price of kazoos?

J. B.

fee said...

dear AM, i shall be praying for your success.

humbly yours,
fee

TransplantedOkie said...

I sleep better at night knowing that you and Rabbi Jake are solving the worlds problems

Anonymous said...

Have reached a near-perfect state of enlightenment pondering the relevance of kazoos to telethons.

Faithfully Yours,
Sir William Wallace, First Pug of Scotland

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Your support buoyed us during the difficult and tiresome negotiations. Bless you all.