Friday, June 15, 2007

Since I been gone

Since we last corresponded, I have been busy organizing the greatest spectacle of a telethon this world has ever seen. Just yesterday, recording star Kelly Clarkson canceled her summer tour so that she could devote all her energies to a telethon performance. "Though I am sacrificing potentially millions of dollars," she said, "it is worth it to help my fellow North Texan and spiritual adviser. Without the ayatollah, I would be nothing." I have been in talks with other celebrities as well, and I believe you will be pleased with the star-studded mix that awaits on telethon day. More details to come.

2 comments:

James Beauregard daPug said...

Exactly what kind of talent are you looking for, Bro. Mugsy?

J. B.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

All kinds, James Beauregard. It will be an eclectic mix. I may break out my juggling skills, if I'm not too rusty.