Thursday, March 02, 2006

A feline interloper

In recent days, a cat has been lurking around my abode. It seems that every time I open the door, I see a flash of scurrying fur. He may have even infiltrated my garage a couple of days ago while I was trimming our monstrous bushes. I suspect this feline is an agent of the Mexican government, sent to recapture Bella. But I must urge the Mexicans not to go down this path. Perhaps we would have signed that extradition treaty if you had met our foreign aid requests in the past. But you have done nothing to aid the canine cause -- those taco and enchilada shipments never arrived. Hundreds of hungry puppies were forced to eat Alpo instead. We are under no obligation to extradite Bella to Mexico, and we will consider any attempt to abduct her to be an act of war.

As a show of force, I have just finished shredding a copy of Rolling Stone magazine. A small strip of paper hangs from my teeth as I type this. I would post photos of the carnage, but they are quite graphic, and I don't feel they are appropriate for a family blog such as this one. But consider yourself warned.

5 comments:

rpm said...

We love cats in the yard over here because they leave stuff that we think taste quite good to us!

Daisy the Boston Terrier said...

You tell 'em Mugsy. The Mexican Government would be stupid to come mess with you.

Leslee said...

You tell 'em! I'm sure they will heed your warning!

Boomer said...

We have a feline in our home that I am always having to watch. Maybe I will rip up a magazine as a warning as well. Mom's Martha Stewart looks like a good one to shred...

Iggy and Bella said...

Have you been reading our latest... you should be aware that we believe the cats are behind EVERYTHING. Not only that but they likely were involved in brainwashing Bella towards criminal activity to begin with. You must keep the cat away from Bella at all costs. Another theory we have is that Chihuahuas themselves may be some form of retarted cat. We've been working it out bit by bit, we have massive amounts of photographic evidence in our blog, it's only a matter of time before we piece together the whole thing...