Pug Lifers, I come to you today with an important reminder: The deadline to enroll your children in the Ayatollah Mugsy Scouts is fast approaching. Just think how darling your daughters will look in their little blue turbans and fake curly tails, their glee building with each Mugsy Merit Badge they obtain. The final day to sign up for the inaugural class of Scouts is April 1. This organization will be structured as a cookie-selling pyramid scheme, so your child will no doubt want to get in on the ground floor.
Several openings remain, so we have waived the requirement that the children be adorable. Ugly children are now eligible for the program, provided they have excellent manners.