Tuesday, March 21, 2006

It was asking for it

I just gave my mother's shoe a thorough and well-deserved thrashing. Do you think she would accept 'roid rage as an excuse?

7 comments:

-*- Nicole & Sadie -*- said...

Oh Mugsy, it was definately the 'roids. It couldn't possibly be your own personal fault!

We love your stories and notices of world domination :o)

Sam I Am said...

mugsy~
Roid-Rage", but they only increase testosterone levels. watch out!
Becareful!!!!

Anonymous said...

I just stopped by to tell you I've been backsliding, Bro. Mugsy, I haven't been keeping-up with your teachings religiously (no pun intended).

Mama says her real child (like who am I, the tooth fairy?) is getting married in a few weeks and suddenly she's all a-twitter getting everything ready.

I'm thinking about you, Bro. Mugsy. I'm tellin' ya' man, a good shoe would taste good to me, too. Mama used to leave stuff scattered everywhere and every now and then I get in a good gnaw on something but right now she's off on one of her ridiculous efforts to keep the house clean, which we ALL hate.

Have you tried Crocs, Bro. Mugsy? They're uncommonly chewy but the taste is so-so.

Well, I'd better go. It's 9:45 P.M., and here comes Mama with a dust rag. I think the woman has lost her mind.

James Beauregard daPug

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thank you for your support, Nicole & Sadie and Sam.

Bro. James Beauregard, it is good to hear from you again. I once got ahold of a Croc, but it was quickly yanked from my grasp. Congratulations to your human sister. Tell her I am available to officiate the wedding ceremony ... for a small fee, of course.

Leslee said...

Sounds like a good excuse. I'm glad it wasn't my shoe.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

It was a tough shoe, Leslee. I don't think I did any permanent damage while in my steroid-induced frenzy.

Leslee said...

Oh, you were under the influence... then by all means the 'roid rage plea will hold up in court!