To my many Valentines

It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air. And nobody has more love to give than me -- just ask the beautiful ladies of my harem. So I would like to take this opportunity to express my feelings for these very special women. There is not enough hard-drive space at Blogger.com for me to list each of them by name, so I must bark in generalities.

This poem's for you,

my sweet concubines,

I love your soft barks,

your puppy dog eyes

I love your tail,
or lack thereof,
the treats you feed me,
the belly rubs

The way you cared for me,
when my head was in a cone,
the way you're gone,
when I'd rather be alone

The way you chase your tail,
before I do the same,
the way you keep coming back,
to lose another board game

I love you all,

my many soul mates,

if the ad revenue picked up,

I'd even pay on dates