Friday, February 17, 2006

Mugsy's chariot awaits

Fellow Pug Lifers, our weeklong national nightmare is over. I have purchased a new car. This will, of course, require renewed vigilance from the congregation on the donation front. Pugmobiles don't come cheap.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish to remind you that there are counterforces in your area that would love to see the fall of your ministry. I suggest that you resist the urge to share a description of your new mode of transportation. Secrets are popular with current political and spiritual groups. Perhaps you should follow their example.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thank you for your wise counsel, anonymous one. You are right; it may not be enough to have a fleet of [make and model deleted] driven by ayatollah look-alikes.

Brody the Bulldog said...

Rest assured, the vehicle selected for Ayatolla Mugsy will keep him safe. It is both inconspicuous and stylish. It is reliable and handles well in all types of terrain and weather conditions. It employs a state-of-the-art user-friendly security system, and goes from 0-60mph in 4 seconds. Further, it is amicable to public appearances and is guaranteed to attract new customers. Most importantly, however, it is particularly Pug-suited and comes with kick-butt theme music.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Yes, Brody, and thank you again for intimidating that salesman and checking the vehicle so thoroughly for bugging devices.

Anonymous said...

You should'nt write "you bark the word of Allah" its "recite" not "bark". Unless you are trying to be funnt and just wana take the piss

Anonymous said...

Yo dog wats with barking, have some respect for Islam, you wana be carefull cos there are over 1billion muslims around the world and if you pissed them off imagin all of them bending you over 1 by 1, dont think you would be able to handle it ya clown