Do canines hold the key to solving our energy problems? San Francisco seems to think so. The city is teaming with Norcal Waste to harness the power of dog poo, making my back yard a potential energy goldmine. I whole-heartedly endorse this effort. If successful, it will prove once again how important dogs are to American society. And it will add fuel to the growing canine suffrage movement.
I am rather alarmed, however, by another apparent effort to harness canine power. Judging from this headline, it appears that a French automaker is planning to mix diesel fuel and live pugs in the gas tank of its new hybrid car. I must strongly condemn this outrageous plan.