Sunday, February 12, 2006

A letter to Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney
Undisclosed Location
Washington, D.C. 20500

Dear Mr. Vice President,

It is with great regret that I must cancel the quail-hunting engagement we had planned for this weekend. Unfortunately, some unexpected mosque business has come up that I must attend to. But do not cancel your plans on my account; I have arranged for our mutual friend Mohamed ElBaradei to take my place. Please give the hunting dogs my best regards, and tell them that I am praying for their safety.

Sincerely,
Mugsy
Supreme Ayatollah
Pug Life Ministries

6 comments:

-*- Nicole & Sadie -*- said...

Your blog is way too enjoyable to read! Great work!

Brody the Bulldog said...
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Brody the Bulldog said...

Yes, a wise decision Ayatolla. "Mosque business" must take priority in this instance.

By the way, a few 'Pugs in Black' are on their way over, you know, just to stretch their legs and sniff about - maybe re-claim some territory. So don't be alarmed by all the reflective sunglasses loitering about. I'm sure you understand.

Brody the Bulldog
Commander of A.R.F.
Armed Revolutionary Forces

TransplantedOkie said...

Good call

Leslee said...

Yes, I must agree with Brody, a wise decision.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thanks, Sadie. Welcome to the congregation.

"Mosque business" seemed the far safer route, Brody. I defer to you on all security matters.