Dick Cheney
Undisclosed Location
Washington, D.C. 20500
Dear Mr. Vice President,
It is with great regret that I must cancel the quail-hunting engagement we had planned for this weekend. Unfortunately, some unexpected mosque business has come up that I must attend to. But do not cancel your plans on my account; I have arranged for our mutual friend Mohamed ElBaradei to take my place. Please give the hunting dogs my best regards, and tell them that I am praying for their safety.
Sincerely,
Mugsy
Supreme Ayatollah
Pug Life Ministries
6 comments:
Your blog is way too enjoyable to read! Great work!
Yes, a wise decision Ayatolla. "Mosque business" must take priority in this instance.
By the way, a few 'Pugs in Black' are on their way over, you know, just to stretch their legs and sniff about - maybe re-claim some territory. So don't be alarmed by all the reflective sunglasses loitering about. I'm sure you understand.
Brody the Bulldog
Commander of A.R.F.
Armed Revolutionary Forces
Good call
Yes, I must agree with Brody, a wise decision.
Thanks, Sadie. Welcome to the congregation.
"Mosque business" seemed the far safer route, Brody. I defer to you on all security matters.
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