Wednesday, April 23, 2008

My polygamist protege

It has been an exciting day at the ayatollah compound. Esther, our new foster child, has arrived after being plucked from the clutches of a West Texas polygamist compound. A judge this week ordered that Esther and 436 of her peers be placed in foster homes while the court awaits DNA test results and sorts through one of the most complex custody cases in state history. So now Wendell and I have a new protege and playmate to keep us company while our parents are at work. Esther is rather quiet and reserved, but we have found her to be tidy and an excellent cook -- her Milkbone casserole was delicious. As a 12-year-old, Esther was taught years ago that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. She is also quite handy with a needle and thread, and she has promised to sew a new outfit for Wendell as soon as she finishes vacuuming the house.

4 comments:

Nevis said...

Misogynist or Polygamist?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Is there a difference?

Nevis said...

Toche!

Nan and B.A.G.S. the pug said...

WHAT... okay wait - she is making something for Wendell!?!

*conference amongst the wives*

We are okay with that... we are still working on your new turban and raingear, so all will be fine.

MY Husband on another extreme note.. what do you think of ex-scientologykids.com or something of the sort? Or even Scientology in general?

THank you my kind and dear husband. OH! My mummy wants you to remember her in your daily prayers at the Doogloo because she is taking her third test tomorrow. She is quite stressing me out... so whatever miracles you can perform to get this BITCH done and dusted with this DAMN exam would be ever so appreciated my dear husband. puggie kisses Aine