FIRST PLACE
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"Ayatollah Pug"
Infidel slayer
Barking the word of Allah
With breath of rawhide
- JMG
SECOND PLACE
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Aloft Texas Winds
Hearts Soar With Admiration
Mugsy So Deserves
Hearts Soar With Admiration
Mugsy So Deserves
- Eagle
HONORABLE MENTION
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Such is the Great Mugs
Faithful will even eat bugs
For the love of Mugs
Faithful will even eat bugs
For the love of Mugs
- Gypsy Rose
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"The Dream"
Pugistan, Rawhide
Nation, led by fierce Mugsy
From his Dogloo mosque
- JMG
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"Justice"
Infidel Blue Bull
Suffered wrath; pug hung him out
On banana hook
- JMG
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"Enlightenment"
Panty raids lead to
Jailtime conversion, pug once
Bad now enlightened
- JMG
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Italian stallion
humping Venus De Milo
Mugsy arrested
- Nevis
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Your heavy breathing
makes you unsuitable for
hide-and-seek, but cute
makes you unsuitable for
hide-and-seek, but cute
- Mugsy's Mother
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my brother also
makes a very nice pillow
for afternoon naps
makes a very nice pillow
for afternoon naps
- Wendell
NOT QUITE A HAIKU, BUT STILL WORTHY OF RECOGNITION
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Ayatollah, I have a mole-a.
Only you can heal it.
Stike a pose, wave your wand,
and I shall be whole-a...
- Rusty
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Ayatollah Mugsy sizzles
rain or shine
plentiful rawhide
jessica simpson
in short mini
Great Mugsy the leader
blesses his flock
hot harem
graces the world
leading the way
- Cleveland
8 comments:
Sigh ... Why must the infidel Blogger.com make it impossible to get the spacing I want?
I congratulate the winners as well.
And just what is the deal with Blogger spacing, anyway?
Wow! This is so exciting. And it didn't require lovey dovey stuff, either! Thanks, Mugsy! I will be emailing you shortly.
I think Wendell was robbed! Again...
I'm flattered to be chosen for first place! I've never won anything in my whole life. Perhaps I can make a new career out of writing haiku poetry.
Only..."HONORABLE MENTION"?! Why, you scoundrel! If the concubines rise up against him...the coup could succeed.
I don't know, Sarah O. But Blogger had better get its act together, or it will face my puggish wrath.
Well done, Eagle.
Actually, Lucy, it was Wendell who robbed me of a tasty rawhide bone. And such acts must, of course, be factored into the judging.
Your haikus were most uplifting, JMG.
Such coup talk is precisely why I installed the large trap doors in the harem floor, Nevis.
Not if you're lying, busily chewing on a rawhide. And I'm pretty sure wendel would assist the concubines with their nefarious plan. I hear how it is that you speak of him...poor, poor neglected and unloved wendel...
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