I have been pleased with the interest shown in the ministry's poster auction, my flock. The earnings are urgently needed and will be put to good use, as I have recently been forced to order a new batch of smelling salts for the harem. The sight of my ultra-manly chest fur billowing out of my T-shirt has, understandably, caused many a lady to swoon.
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I tried one of Bam-Bam's shirts on him the other day, he's gained a few pounds since the last time he wore it. He looked more like a stuffed sausage than anything else.
My darling Husband - You know your harem so WELL. With all the sexyness you possess and now the quest to get the poster for our shrine to you - it just to much for one mere puggy to stand!
Aine
PS - make that a crate of smelling salts please.
PSS - your darling face is swoon worth too.
Wowzer, wowzer, wowzer, you be a hunk of burning love in that shirt!!
xoxoCricket and Daisy Mae
M'sister Rosebud swooned, Bro. Mugsy. M'sister Gumdrop asks where's Bruce, does Bruce have a T-shirt, does Bruce have a girlfriend, yadda, yadda, yadda!! Women!!
I have a T-shirt but do they notice? NO! I had surgery one time. Did they care? NO!
Some guys have all the luck.
J. B.
Mugsy,
Please tell me you're wearing that shirt as part of your recovery.
If not, then please tell me its a cruel joke being played by your humans, without your approval.
I wanted you to know that I read all the chapters of your life story and enjoyed it thoroughly.
It did leave me with one question... when they make the movie, what human actor would you like to portray you?
And what woman would not like a stuffed sausage, Brandi? I hear Bam-Bam is quite the ladies' pug.
I apologize if I caught you off guard, Aine.
Thank you, Cricket and Daisy May. You are quite fetching, yourselves.
It is probably for the best that your sisters were not swooning over your T-shirt, J.B. Hang in there, and let Allah be your guide.
Yes, Pancho, the shirt is to keep me from scratching at my stitches. Thankfully, there is no cone. I am glad you like my humble autobiography, or what I have written so far. The movie question actually came up some time ago, and I believe the top choices were Denzel Washington, Brad Pitt and Jack Black.
Your choices are good. Denzel, because he can evoke the holiness required of the role; Brad Pitt, because of his pugtastic good looks; and Jack Black to capture the musical genius so evident in your earlier life.
ROWR!!!
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