Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A decision has been made

Many members of the congregation have weighed in on my recent betrayal at the hands of a loved one. Some were quick to condemn mother for her poor infant fashion sense. Others came to her defense, pointing out her role in shaping the world's foremost authority on canine Islam.

I have taken both arguments to heart. And despite mother's grievous transgressions, I have decided to keep her around. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear her pouring my morning meal.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

food is always the pugs downfall my husband. xoxoxo aine

Brody the Bulldog said...

Mugsy you are such a magnanimous cleric!

TransplantedOkie said...

Wise decision O Benevolent One.

What with that whole opposable thumb thing....

James Beauregard duPug said...

Yes, Bro. Mugsy. It's always considered cheaper to keep her. The nice din-din your mother regularly sits in front of you would be infinitely more expensive and harder to come by if you had to call a taxi or hire a chaffeur everytime you wanted a bite to eat...assuming you don't drive. No self-respecting ayatollah should be seen walking to the Dairy Queen.

No, you think long and hard about your mother. A daughter is a daughter all of her life. A son is a son until he takes a wife. Unless you've got a girlfriend hidden in the wings somewhere, mom is it, kiddo!!

J. B.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I do have a rather large harem, James Beauregard. As Aine can attest to. But I see your point.

Thank you, Brody. It is only possible through Allah's guidance.

We canines are closer to solving the opposable-thumb dilemma than you might think, TransplantedOkie. But that is a subject for another day.

Anonymous said...

"No self-respecting ayatollah should be seen walking to the Dairy Queen."

*GASP* I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!

I think all Pugs should walk to Dairy Queen. Especially to receive the elixer of grief and life - m&m BLIZZARDS. Mummy lets me eat the icecream - but not the chocolate bits. PRAISE ALLAH FOR DQ!!!!

James Beauregard duPug said...

Anonymous!! You may have opened my eyes to Mama's best kept secret.

Mama makes regular trips to the Dairy Queen for their French Vanilla MooLattes. As she waddles out the backdoor I always rush out and try to jump in her car but she says, "NO, NO!! You're being a bad dog."

Mama's down at the DQ chugaluggin' Moolattes while I'm home suffering with low self-esteem.

PRAISE ALLAH FOR SURE! I've seen the light!

J. B.

Mother said...

Good boy!