This is Blue Bull, your beloved leader. The deadline to declare your allegiance to the Bullsheviks is fast approaching, and I've so far heard nothing but insults and empty threats. You must accept the fact that your snorting ayatollah will not return. He is in hiding and knows that he can do nothing to stop me. So give up your free-market economics and join me -- or you can join this running-dog capitalist pug in the labor camps.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Last chance to join the revolution
This is Blue Bull, your beloved leader. The deadline to declare your allegiance to the Bullsheviks is fast approaching, and I've so far heard nothing but insults and empty threats. You must accept the fact that your snorting ayatollah will not return. He is in hiding and knows that he can do nothing to stop me. So give up your free-market economics and join me -- or you can join this running-dog capitalist pug in the labor camps.
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I can't wait till Mugsy comes and removes your stuffing...again!
Blue Bull, I saw your brother the blue monkey thrown in the bushes in our neighborhood and he's probably still down in that bush as I write this....that will become your fate, too, once Tollah comes back!
Blue Bull, beware. As I speak my 100 pound of pure muscle chocolate lab is en route to your pathetic compound. One hundred pounds of pure stuffie-ravaging muscle.
We've deprived her of stuffies for quite some time now so she's built up quite a cotton lust.
She's sneaky, too. She'll appear when you least expect it. BEWARE. SHE IS COMING.
Blue Bull,
Your arrogance will be your downfall. Mugsy will return and behind him is an army of dogs that will throw you to the ground and remove your stuffing bit by bit. And then when it's all over, it will be the banana hook.
Compared to whats going to happen to you, Saddam got off easy.
I think the running-dog capitalist pug has a nice outfit. I would gladly reject you just to get those sporty clothes. Your days are numbered, I just hope the great Ayatollah allows me to play a small part in you bloody demise.
Happy New Year,
The Grand Duke
PS- I have no intention of ever giving up by noble title.
Our Ayatollah will return and save the day. I just know he will!!!
This is Dietrich the Dachshund,
I for one welcome our new Bullshevik overlords...
For too long the short-faced bourgeoisie have promoted a non-egalitarian society where the pugs get the most kibble.
Stuff it Blue Bull-- you will never take over-- I know Ayatollah will come back to us. We are currently hung up at the border-- Boscoe is only 11 weeks so there is some issue with his shots...and uh the vehicle we stole to drive there... oops grrr--
-Pyrite and Boscoe
Hey, Blue Bull...
Can I have your stuff (or stuffing, as the case may be) when you're gone?
J. B.
Beware Blue Bull. For although the Ayatollah preaches a message of peace, his pug army may not show you as much mercy.
When the time comes, you will beg that your stuffing be removed swiftly.
Beware Blue Bull. For although the Ayatollah preaches a message of peace, his pug army may not show you as much mercy.
When the time comes, you will beg that your stuffing be removed swiftly.
I eat toys like you for breakfast... and will defend the Ayatollah to the death (or full removal of stuffing, whichever comes first)...
Bogart
I'm sorry, we're all tied up with our own revolution. You're welcome to try back later.
NEVER! If you have not figured out by now - we PUGS have NINJA fighting tactics that will swiftly take down your supposed "revolution". Prepare to get the stuffing knocked out of you.
Btw Bull how do you even KNOW that Mugsy is in "rehab". HMMM hmmm?
Britannia Aine Grainne Sasha aka AINE
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