I have returned to my Texas compound after a sojourn in Oklahoma. While there, I met with the esteemed Rabbi Jake to discuss ways to raise money for the ministry in this down economy. He suggested that I remind last-minute holiday shoppers about the ministry's online gift shop, which can be found here. Our products are made of only the finest materials and are designed to hold up well in any locale, including shantytowns and soup kitchen lines. So spend with confidence, my flock.
While I met with Rabbi Jake in Norman -- home of new Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford, peace be upon him -- my parents drove to Tulsa to attend the birthday party of a 1-year-old. This was their second baby birthday party in less than a month, so clearly their social lives are on the upswing. But once again, they chose not to take Wendell and me along, thus depriving us of an opportunity to take advantage of the baby's messy cake-eating habits.
4 comments:
Thats a shame. Speaking of birthday parties, what is your fee should a floridian would like a high profile guest to attend a canine sweet 16 (doggie years of course) ?
Z
My standard appearance fee is $10,000, Z. But for you, I will offer a 5 percent discount.
Only $10,000? Sweet! You are SO coming to my next birthday party.
I look forward to it, Joe.
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