Friday, August 08, 2008

And the first gold medal goes to ...


Hey, everybody. Wendell here. Big Brother Mugsy asked me to keep an eye on the Olympics and post all the major stories here, so for the duration of the Games, I'll be reporting to you from Beijing. The first gold medal has already been awarded -- to a human. Katerina Emmons (above) from the Czech Republic won the 10-meter air rifle competition. The Pugistani delegation thought the Olympic Games were just for actual sports and not children's toys, so we didn't have an athlete in this event. That's OK, though. Soon enough, we'll get in on the action. Although Emmons captured the gold, the biggest story out of this event came when the gold-medal favorite, American Ralphie Parker, shot his eye out. Get well soon, kid.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ralphie! Surely your mother told you a million times....shame, but get well. Rabbi Jake

Nevis said...

Wendell! Have you been watching Phelps!? I mean, he's no pug, but he's still pretty impressive!

Lucy said...

Wendell, what kind of events are you going to do? You should have an advantage over the competition with your freakishly long legs.