For months now, we have relentlessly pursued the infidel who sought to usurp my power and force you all to give up your God and your private property. This communist evildoer is Public Enemy No. 1 in the eyes of the ministry, and the passage of time cannot erase his crimes against dogkind. He can run, he can hide, but so help me Allah, he can never escape. The ministry's intelligence bureau has been working overtime to track the Blue Satan's movements, and it recently received compelling and credible reports of his whereabouts. We believe Blue Bull has sought refuge in the former Soviet bloc, apparently unaware that communism died out in Europe over 15 years ago. The Bullshevik leader (seen above in a surveillance photo) began his journey in Moscow, seeking asylum from what he hoped would be a friendly government. After being turned away, he visited the Baltics, Hungary, Slovakia and the Czech Republic. Unfortunately, this is where -- despite the efforts of our finest sniffer dogs -- the trail ran cold.
Because this is such an important matter of national security, I am preparing a fact-finding mission to Central Europe. God willing, Blue Bull's cotton shall flow like the mighty Vltava River.
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Dearest Mugsy - GO GET 'EM!
Will you please remember your favorite concubine whilst visiting the soviet block? I would look quite fetching in a new outfit or like trinket.
Btw - Please tell Mallard to stop his "AFFFLACKKKKK" bursts. I don't know if he is a) hitting on me b) proclaiming his love for Ben Aflack c)having nasty flashbacks of his kidnapping or d) trying out for your dogloo guard. What ever you can do to calm his outbursts would be most appreciated.
You will be greatly missed my dear one - when will you be back? We look forward to your HUNT FOR BLUE BULL.
Hugs and puggy kisses - Aine, aka the #1 concubine.
Mugsy, should we raise the security alert level to code red?
Boomer
The ministry's collective hackles remain at red alert, Boomer.
I will remember all my favorite concubines, Aine. I won't be leaving until next week. Mallard has been through a lot, and I fear he is suffering from post-traumatic quack disorder.
I was in San Francisco and did some reconnaissance there but nothing out of the ordinary. Just the usual dog loving, granola eating crowd.
Where do you think that evil blue toy is hiding?
Prague? Budapest? Somewhere in Slovenia? Good luck Wise One
Your humble servant,
Pippin
We will keep our eyes open and noses sniffing for the blue bull and his conspirators. In the meantime, we are on standby for your command.
Porky & Brownie
Mugsy,
I will keep look-out for the rascal pup if he manages to head over here, good luck in finding him.
Starfire, the Shih Tzu.
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