Thursday, April 19, 2007

Gearing up

Only 24 hours before I leave for the airport. I am filled with a mix of tail-wagging excitement and stoic determination. Excitement over getting to see the history-filled city of Prague and its varied architectural wonders; determination to smoke Blue Bull out of his bovine hole and bring him to justice. My mother, the daughter of a longtime Cold Warrior, was at first reluctant to accompany me behind the Iron Curtain. Her childhood aversion to the Eastern bloc still lingered. But I was finally able to convince her that the odds of being thrown into a gulag were virtually nil, and that the city is known for inexpensive glassware.

In my absence, Mallard and Rabbi Jake will handle the day-to-day affairs of the ministry. Please direct all questions and donations to them. Peace and rawhide be upon you all.


P.S. -- Before I go, I must ask: Does anyone know the story behind this blog, which has purloined many of my posts? I am thoroughly perplexed.


TransplantedOkie said...

Clearly a plot by the infidels to try to confuse your faithful followers. Fear not, O Pugful One. We recognize your voice when you bark.

Winston said...

Oh Great One,
Do you believe it wise to leave after the incident last time you took a trip. I fear that you temporary trip could become a permanent exile. Perhaps the Pug Brigade should be activated and put on heightened alert?

The Grand Duke

Pappy's Fella said...

That blog is peculiar. No advertising, so there doesn't seem to be a profit motive. Ummm... maybe it's an unauthorized bio by Clifford Irving or Kitty Kelley? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Bless you, TransplantedOkie.

Appropriate security measures have been taken, Winston. But I appreciate your concern and vigilance. The greatest danger to the ministry is in letting Blue Bull roam free to spread his socialist anti-God message.

Good call, Pappy's Fella. Kitty Kelley will be receiving a cease-and-desist.

Cubby said...

That is very strange.