Friday, December 29, 2006

Still no word from the ayatollah

Hey everybody, it's Mallard again. I haven't been able to get ahold of Ayatollah Mugsy in over a week. I even fired up the searchlight in our back yard to try to contact his alleged alter-ego, but he never called. I heard a rumor that Mugsy's roommate at the rehab facility is Tawny Kitaen. That must be very traumatic for him, so I don't want to put any unnecessary stress on him. Those panty-addiction demons can be tough to defeat -- or so I've heard -- and the ayatollah needs to take his time and get well.

But I'm really starting to get worried. I can't quite put my feather on it, but something just isn't right here at the ministry. I know, I know -- I could just be reacting to the void left in my life by the absence of my mentor and spiritual adviser. I'm sure you're all going through the same thing. But I think it's more than that. Maybe it's my avian intuition, or maybe I'm just being a Chicken Little, but I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen in the next few days. Something very bad.


Sarah O. said...

Oh my. Now that I think of it, I suspect Tawny's not the type to wear panties. I am so ashamed of myself for even thinking of such things.

Anyway, without that temptation, rehab should be easier for the ayatollah...I hope.

I also hope your sense of impending trouble is faulty.

T-man said...

I don't like the sound of that!

Pappy's Fella said...

The tension is killing me.

Rabbi Jake said...

I am very concerned. Ayatollah Mugsy does not act this way without due cause. We all need to pray.