Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Unwelcome visitor
I have recently noticed a cat snooping around my house. I often spot him walking along the perimeter of the yard, trying to get a look inside the ayatollah compound. When I approach this feline interloper, he runs away, sometimes vanishing into the series of catacombs that run beneath the street. Naturally, I am not going to risk my safety and sully my turban to pursue him in his subterranean lair. Is he a foreign agent? A saboteur? An overzealous telemarketer? I do not yet know. But he is clearly up to no good. At my direction, the Pug Life staff has created this sketch. Memorize his features, and be on the lookout. The security of the ministry depends on your eternal vigilance.
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The sketch you've provided has been uploaded into the A.R.F. fugitive database. Our initial intel report indicates that the suspect is NOT declawed, so it should definitely be considered armed and potentially hostile - no matter what its true purpose.
I'm at the ready, sir, if you need me to help defend the compound and rid it of such a vile creature as this one appears to be. Just say the word.
I'll be on the lookout, but I doubt that cat will travel this far north alone.
It seems the danger is spreading, Mugsy, for I, too have spotted several suspicious cats in my neighborhood. Fortunately, Brody and his elite squad of A.R.F. have so far contained the problem. This pattern of frequent cat sightings is troubling, though.
There has been a stripped tabby and a black and white stray hanging around our place as well. Could these felines be conducting some sort of reconnaissance? I am not liking the sound of this, I think the alerts should definitely be raised!
All I can say is beware of these vile creatures they can be highly dangerous! Rupert the one eyed black pug from the Antipides,
It is unanimous; this feline is a menace. And Brody, your detective work has proven invaluable. Upon further inspection of the composite sketch, it appears that the cat has, indeed, not been declawed.
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