Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Unwelcome visitor

I have recently noticed a cat snooping around my house. I often spot him walking along the perimeter of the yard, trying to get a look inside the ayatollah compound. When I approach this feline interloper, he runs away, sometimes vanishing into the series of catacombs that run beneath the street. Naturally, I am not going to risk my safety and sully my turban to pursue him in his subterranean lair. Is he a foreign agent? A saboteur? An overzealous telemarketer? I do not yet know. But he is clearly up to no good. At my direction, the Pug Life staff has created this sketch. Memorize his features, and be on the lookout. The security of the ministry depends on your eternal vigilance.

8 comments:

Brody the Bulldog said...

The sketch you've provided has been uploaded into the A.R.F. fugitive database. Our initial intel report indicates that the suspect is NOT declawed, so it should definitely be considered armed and potentially hostile - no matter what its true purpose.

Eagle The Pug said...

I'm at the ready, sir, if you need me to help defend the compound and rid it of such a vile creature as this one appears to be. Just say the word.

Leslee said...

I'll be on the lookout, but I doubt that cat will travel this far north alone.

Thomas Peterson said...

It seems the danger is spreading, Mugsy, for I, too have spotted several suspicious cats in my neighborhood. Fortunately, Brody and his elite squad of A.R.F. have so far contained the problem. This pattern of frequent cat sightings is troubling, though.

nanook said...

The legions of juicy, I mean worrisome, cats is something that I take seriously. They should be very wary of my territory.

Brandi said...

There has been a stripped tabby and a black and white stray hanging around our place as well.  Could these felines be conducting some sort of reconnaissance?  I am not liking the sound of this, I think the alerts should definitely be raised!

Anonymous said...

All I can say is beware of these vile creatures they can be highly dangerous! Rupert the one eyed black pug from the Antipides,

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

It is unanimous; this feline is a menace. And Brody, your detective work has proven invaluable. Upon further inspection of the composite sketch, it appears that the cat has, indeed, not been declawed.