Monday, August 28, 2006

Driving Miss Doofus

As you know, I am an ardent proponent of expanded rights for canines. But that does not mean I would suggest letting the family dog drive the car.


Leslee said...

That's crazy!

T-man said...

I'm glad the dog wasn't injured.. He didn't know what he was getting himself into

Brody the Bulldog said...

Ayatollah - ARF Supreme Commander Brody is at your service. Let me know how I can help!

TransplantedOkie said...

The dog probably did a better job of driving thatn this goof ball!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Yes, Transplanted Okie. In the dog's defense, it was the human operating (or failing to operate) the brake.

We can all be happy that the dog was unharmed, T-Man. Though we send our condolences that he is still stuck with the same caretaker.

I left you a coded message, Brody.

TransplantedOkie said...

Let us pray that Stoops' mojo has returned this year.

Zeus said...

Felines have a mental capacity equal to that of a two year old human at best while canines have a mental capacity equal to that of a five or six year old at best.

Neither of those ages says LEGAL DRIVING AGE.

This homo sapien should have done her math!

***I would like to note that I do not agree with the research aforementioned here but am merely using it to prove a point against said-stupid-human.

Kaluah-lu said...

That accident could have been prevented with a little common sense. WHAT was that woman thinking? She had NO business operating that brake while the dog was driving!


James Beauregard daPug said...

A year or so ago there was a story in the news about a lady driving to a McDonalds with her Chihuahua in the car. When the woman opened her door to pay at the window, she fell out of the car.

The Chihuahua "drove" the car across a busy street and stopped at the drive-through window at a Taco Bell!

It's a good thing Miss Doofus wasn't teaching her pooch to drive on our favorite highway, I-635!!

By the way, Bro. Mugsy. I need to go to Dallas this week. Have you cleared-up that traffic nightmare yet?

J. B.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I think I-635 is in good shape west of the tollway, James Beauregard. East of the tollway, I am not sure. It is fitting that the Chihuahua would drive to Taco Bell.

Good point, Lulu.

Let us pray, indeed, TransplantedOkie. May Allah watch over Adrian, Paul, Rufus and the others as they defeat UAB this evening.

Zeus, I understand your point about the foolish human. But I have never seen a 6-year-old human child memorize the Quran in one sitting.

Samantha said...

I was just reading about that woman! Some people just dont think!