Sunday, August 13, 2006

Pint-sized powder keg

Some of you may have heard about a little "incident" that occurred last night. Rather than let the innuendo swirl, I would like to set the record straight. Yes, Bella the Chihuahua escaped from her holding cell briefly. And yes, there was a rather grisly attack. She savagely assaulted a neighbor, who required a medium-sized Band-aid on his ankle. Thank Allah, he is a supporter of Pug Life Ministries and agreed not to press charges.

It has become apparent that Bella cannot be rehabilitated through conventional means. But something must be done. This cannot continue. Her violent acts besmirch the reputation of all canines -- except in the instances in which she is mistaken for a rodent. In any case, I am formulating a plan. God willing, I will purge these violent tendencies from Bella -- or die trying.

6 comments:

Tara Roswitha said...

It may not amuse you to be tagged but you are "it"!

Eagle The Pug said...

Please keep us posted, Mugsy. As you know, my mother's family is considering adopting a new puppy, and the chihuahua breed is at the top of their list. I'm very concerned about the problems that might be associated with such an addition to our household, and I'm not even talking about the fact that I won't get to be the center of attention 100% of the time, and that my treats and toys might be cut back upon. Please pray that the family will decide that one dog, one cat, and six pet mice are enough animals for one house.

Anonymous said...

I know your wisdom and courage will conquer the evil that is within Bella. I will pray for you and Bella. Rabbi Jake

Pippin the flyball dog said...

Great one, you've been tagged by Pippin

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

All these tags -- I don't know if I can keep up. Please be patient, my furry children.

Leslee said...

I'm not a big fan of the rat dogs in the first place.