Last night, my mother attended the bachelorette party of a woman whose underwear I once liberated from her suitcase. I hope this did not make for any awkward moments between them.
Oh, gee whiz, how embarrassing. I wonder if the friend is now suspicious of you? She probably has to keep the suitcase under lock and key when comes to visit you.
My human mom's a pagan. I have an open-ended, agnostic view of spiritual matters. Now my cuzzin Zoey on the other hand, she seems like maybe a scientologist pug. Kinda freaks me out.
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Oh, gee whiz, how embarrassing. I wonder if the friend is now suspicious of you? She probably has to keep the suitcase under lock and key when comes to visit you.
I hope she doesn't resort to lock and key, Ragus Pug's Mama. That would be ... unnecessary.
Welcome to the congregation, Buford. Pug Life is an interfaith, interspecies ministry, so we embrace our pagan pug brothers and sisters.
I am sure your mother has the wit and tact to handle any situation. I was wondering about the Million Pug Walk coming up in June. Any details?
were you invited?
No details yet on the march, Anonymous One. We may end up declaring independence before then, making it unnecessary. Stay tuned.
No, Leslee, I was not invited. But I like to think it had more to do with my gender than with my panty-raiding antics.
Welcome back, Stephanie. We can never have too many Sooners in the pews.
It sounds like you at least gave your family a good photo-op, Buford. There is nothing like a pug wearing false teeth.
My human mom's a pagan. I have an open-ended, agnostic view of spiritual matters. Now my cuzzin Zoey on the other hand, she seems like maybe a scientologist pug. Kinda freaks me out.
The Scientologists may be creepy, Tyler, but they sure know how to raise money. Perhaps I should start charging admission.
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