Friday, May 05, 2006

Tooling around

My father is driving me crazy. He has been playing the new Tool CD nonstop since its release Tuesday morning. Don't get me wrong; it is an excellent album. But a pug's got to rest. I need at least 16 hours of sleep a day. I have been trying desperately to find him some tickets for the band's sold-out show on Monday in Dallas. I think that may be my only hope of getting a few hours of peace and quiet around here. If anyone has a spare ticket or two that they'd like to donate to the ministry or sell for a reasonable price, please let me know. You would earn my eternal gratitude and a guaranteed spot in Heaven.

5 comments:

Brandi said...

Where did he get an early copy?!?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

It was released Tuesday in the U.S. Run to the store, Brandi!

Boomer said...

Your father has good taste!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Yes he does, Boomer. He sure seems to like me.

Unfortunately, he has had no luck finding tickets. Though he would love to see the band in such a small venue, he is opposed to paying the outrageous scalpers' prices. Someone on eBay now is asking $380 for one ticket! And that's the norm! Perhaps I should issue a fatwa condemning these vultures ...

Puggyspice said...

Sixteen hours of sleep? That sounds so ... lovely.