My father is driving me crazy. He has been playing the new Tool CDnonstop since its release Tuesday morning. Don't get me wrong; it is an excellent album. But a pug's got to rest. I need at least 16 hours of sleep a day. I have been trying desperately to find him some tickets for the band's sold-out show on Monday in Dallas. I think that may be my only hope of getting a few hours of peace and quiet around here. If anyone has a spare ticket or two that they'd like to donate to the ministry or sell for a reasonable price, please let me know. You would earn my eternal gratitude and a guaranteed spot in Heaven.