Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Ministry on alert

Pug Life's intelligence services have reported an increase in negative chatter, leaving me no choice but to raise the collective hackles of the ministry to DEFCON 3. For those who prefer their alerts to be color-coded, this would be somewhere between fuchsia and periwinkle in the Crayola box. At this heightened alert level, you may notice more frequent heavy breathing or panting on the line as you engage in telephone conversations. Pay this no mind; it is for your own protection. Further details to come ...

5 comments:

JMG said...

Hmmm. Must be what's wrong with my phone this morning.

Anonymous said...

Holy one....I humbly bow before you asking forgiveness for participating in any negative chatter.

(But ya gotta admit...the comments had to make ya chuckle) :)

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Sorry, JMG. I had a momentary furball.

By negative chatter, I meant comments opposing the ministry, Sarah S. Condemning the infidels is fine, and encouraged.

Nevis said...

Shouldn't all infidels be Condemned? Sounds like a fun saturday night!

Anonymous said...

wow.. exciting. HOpe its not blue bull again trying to take over the ministry ...

Z