Friday, January 11, 2008

Monitoring the faithful

As members of the Armed Revolutionary Forces were conducting a routine search of your home (do not be alarmed; it is for your own protection), they came across an unacceptably grimy computer screen. Don't you ever clean that thing? As we all know, cleanliness is next to dogliness. So the ministry has made arrangements to have your monitor properly scrubbed. Please follow the link below at your earliest convenience.

CLICK HERE TO INITIATE AUTOMATED MONITOR-CLEANING PROGRAM

5 comments:

Nevis said...

An oldie, but goody....! :)

Nat said...

Your link to the screen cleaner seems to have gone offline, but here's another link.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Thank you, ARF! And thank you also for cleaning the tea mug (still containing tea) next to my laptop while I was out jogging. I assume that, too, was for my own safety.

Sarah O. said...

Kitty did a great job until Ria took over.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thank you, Nat. Who says that canines and felines cannot work together?

There will be no extra charge for the mug, Kathryn and Ari. But donations are accepted.