Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Catnip madness
I have just read a troubling report, my flock. It seems that human teenagers have been smoking catnip to get high. Although we have always known that teens lagged behind puppies in IQ and maturity, this takes their foolishness to another level entirely. Clearly, too many families are lacking a strong canine role model.
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Now those be some stoopid teenagers. Maybe a 24 hour stay at the compound would be in order.
Ayatollah, given that you are only 6 years old and don't remember the 70's, it is understandable that you know not of this cross-species catnip usage. Also, many 70's teenage humans actually believed that smoking bananas would help them find enlightenment.
Sigh. If only you could time travel and aid the youth of decades past.
Ayatollah, I heartily agree with your comment on the lack of strong canine role models. My own canine, Hank, was named after the honorable Hank Hill of King of the Hill. Now THERE's a man anyone - human or canine - can look up to!
Hank Hill is my hero and role model. Really...he is.
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