February 21, 2007
Pug Life Patriots Embracing New Vehicle Ribbons
DALLAS -- Pug Life Ministries (NYSE: PUG) announced today the wild success of its new fawn-colored patriotic vehicle ribbons.
The ribbons help motorists remember the troops who are serving in the ongoing war against chew-toy aggression.
Made from 100 percent natural pug fur from Supreme Ayatollah Mugsy, the ministry's leader and spiritual beacon, the ribbons are available in a limited edition first printing of 500.
Some consumers have expressed dismay, unable to find the fast-selling symbols of canine nationalism.
So ministry officials, always attuned to the needs of the marketplace, say they are prepared to tap into the Ayatollah Compound's baseboards to attain enough fur for a second printing of 1,000 additional ribbons.