Thursday, November 30, 2006

Tabloid disaster averted

After hours of intense interrogation, my security forces have determined that the feline interloper was a paparazzi photographer who was staking out my compound. The Revolutionary Guard confiscated and destroyed his digital camera, which included several ... shall we say, undignified shots of me exiting Paris Hilton's car. Thank Allah, they will never see the light of day.

11 comments:

Pappy's Fella said...

O Holy Knight,
We're mighty proud of your victory as Dogmark.net Cool Dog Site of October. I only hope I can follow in your glorious steps for November...

Pappy

H.B. Moy said...

Are you sure the paprazzi didn't upload pictures via satellite before you got the camera? You should still be on high alert.

Hamish

Sarah O. said...

Going commando again, Mugsy? It's OK. Just call Michael Richards' PR person who specializes in crisis aversion. It'll all work out for the best, Allah willing.

Boomer said...

Mugsy, I thought you always covered your privates. You nasty little boy!

Zeus said...

Wow! Thank goodness those photos come to light! You wouldn't want to be associated with Paris considering all of the partying she is doing with that scandalous Brittney Spears.

Though considering how many religious fads those two go through, you could perhaps persuade them to ditch the red yarn around their wrists for colorful pink turbans instead! They could be big promoters for your faith!

Chelsea said...

I am not surprised that you went commando....but, what the heck are you hanging out with Paris Hilton for?
I really thought you had substance and morals....

Sigh, I just don't know anymore
xoxoxo
Chelsea

T-man said...

I'm sure the Ayatollah was just teaching Paris about the Koran. And why not in a limo?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Let it be known that I was merely tutoring Tinkerbell in the ways of canine Islam. I am always willing to help a fellow canine, no matter how annoying his or her human may be.

Thank you, Pappy's Fella. And good luck in your exercise in democracy. You will have my vote.

We have sophisticated jamming technology, H.B. Moy. I do not believe the photos got out. But one never knows what might surface in the future ...

Winston said...

Oh Great One,
I am glad that things turned out well, but I am concerned that your compasssion may be mistaken for weakness. If unable to "deal" with the original offending feline, perhaps an example can be made of a kitten that strays too close to the compound.

The Grand Duke

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Who said anything about compassion, Winston? Our interrogations are ongoing.

Sid the Dog said...

Mugsy-
I am concerned. Is it true that Tinkerbell is often left in charge of Britney's offspring now that Britney and Paris are BFF? I fear that Tink is being taken advantage of. Granted, I'm sure the symbiosis of "Spilton" will soon come to an end but I fear that Britney may destroy poor Tink, either by forcing her to hunt food for the Federline spawn or by leaving errant Cheetos on the floor that may lodge in the wee dog's throat. I pray that you were able to convince her to escape.
Sid the Dog