Thursday, October 05, 2006

An open letter to Mark Foley

Mr. Foley,

Please stop e-mailing me. I am not that kind of pug.

Sincerely,
Mugsy
Supreme Ayatollah
Pug Life Ministries

11 comments:

Chelsea said...

I can still email you though right?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

But of course, Chelsea.

T-man said...

Harassing our ayatollah? That's the final straw!!

Anonymous said...

Foley is just another stain on this mess called Congress. What can we do? Stop us before we vote again !!

Sarah O. said...

ayatollah, it's the price one pays for being such an attractive little pug.

Mr. Foley is one sick pup.

Boomer said...

Mugsy,

California Senator Barbara Boxer (no relation to the breed) suggested that maybe a woman take over and clean up Congress.

I suggest that you take over Mr. Haster's position as Speaker of the House and do some cleaning of your own.

Surely your leadership is what we need during this time of crisis.

James Beauregard daPug said...

Why are there so many perverts running loose in the world, Bro. Mugsy? Mama is old but she says she remembers when it was a scandal if someone got caught being a "peeping Tom"...NOW, whew, "peeping" has taken on a whole new meaning.

J. B.

jan said...

I miss the good old days when sex scandals were about real sex between men and women.

Zeus said...

I can't believe he propositioned you, Mugsy. Do you have any followers in Florida who might be able to give him a toothy reminder as to how powerful you are?

Tyler said...

*gasp*
What NERVE.

ranger said...

some pugs got it, some pugs don't.