Sunday, October 08, 2006

First the Longhorns, and now this ...

It seems that my travel plans have hit a snag. I have learned that the U.S. State Department has placed my name on the terrierist watch list. This is clearly in retaliation for Pug Life's ongoing rawhide enrichment program. As I type this, my attorney is working to clear my name. But what I really want to know is: When did it become a crime to be an advocate for the disenfranchised Jack Russells and Yorkies of the world?

6 comments:

Chelsea said...

I think it goes back to the 17th century Yorkie plight with the Westies. I could be wrong.
Point is, nothing to do with you.
You are no terrorist!

XOXOXOXOOX
Chelsea

James Beauregard daPug said...

It's just the beard and the turban, Bro. Mugsy. Shave the beard, get an Oklahoma baseball cap, you'll be good to go.

Really, the general public, those who don't know, are suspicious of a bearded pug wearing a turban. Some get away with lacy ruffles around their necks or dressed-up like hotdogs but beards and turbans...it's just a little over the top.

J. B.

Zeus said...

I can't imagine how creating super rawhide puts you on the terrorist list. I agree with James: it has to be the beard and the turban. Maybe it's time for a new look like James suggested! Who knows? Maybe you'll get more followers by modernizing your look!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Just to clarify, I have been placed on the terrierist watch list, not the terrorist watch list.

TransplantedOkie said...

It is all a vast Pac 10 conspiracy.

Joe Stains said...

I think you need a clever disguise! Or even better, a real white american girlfriend. Go out and get yourself a nice yellow lab or something!