Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Mugsy issues fatwa

I hereby order all telemarketers and spammers -- including the loathsome fellows who have recently started plying their useless wares in comments on this blog -- to get real jobs. I will grant a five-day grace period for these cretins to prepare their woefully unimpressive resumes and check the employment ads in their local newspapers. After such time, it will be the duty of all Pug Life followers to spit upon these heathen time-thieves.

1 comment:

The pope said...

I spat on one today. Thank you for giving me the courage.