Thursday, September 29, 2005

Happy birthday, grandma!

I would now like to ask the congregation to join me in wishing my grandmother a happy birthday. Grandma has always been there when I needed her. When my deadbeat parents abandoned me to go on their trips, grandma and grandpa took me in. And boy, did she make sure her grandpug was well-fed. When I was released from the pound and needed money to travel to a madrassa in Pakistan, grandma wrote the check. Were it not for her kindness, I would not be the great religious leader you see today. So may Allah bless you with a happy birthday, grandma, and may the sweet taste of rawhide never leave your mouth.


Leslee said...

You are so lucky to have a wonderful relationship with your grandma. May you have many many more years together!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, grandpug Ayatollah Mugsy for your kind birthday wishes. I hope you're having a great day too. Please stay away from poison ivy and spend more time meditating with your rawhide. Sister Bella sends a snarly hi to you. With love, Grandma

JMG said...

Happy Birthday Mugsy's grandma!!

My mom calls my dogs her "granddogs."