Friday, October 31, 2008

Code red! Code red!

I have detected the presence of some supernatural miscreants -- possibly witches -- in the neighborhood. Wendell and I have been holding them at bay by barking at them through the fence. I suspect that while we were outside, some of these pointy-hatted beings may have raided the ayatollah compound for treats. Gullible mother ...

I must go -- I think a princess is approaching, possibly with evil intentions.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay at first i thought you should keep your mother because shes creative but on second thought, such infractions shouldn't be tolerated. Putting your compound in danger by allowing witches and handing out treats ??? Perhaps a stern lecture is in order :-D

Z

Anonymous said...

Ayatollah,
Quickly don your gnome costumes and hide in the garden. It will be the perfect ambush! Rabbi Jake

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

It is taken care of, Z. Mother won't be handing out treats again anytime soon.

Great minds think alike, Jake. I sat outside in my gnome hat and terrified all children who dared approach.

Nan and B.A.G.S. the pug said...

Princess here. I liked your little bark my husband. I looked so pretty in my pink wig.