Friday, October 17, 2008
Plumbing the depths
Greetings, my flock. I have spent the afternoon attempting to make contact with Joe the Plumber to recruit him into the ministry. Recent media reports make it apparent that he is now the most powerful, most important human in the United States, so I felt he could be an asset. Unfortunately, he has yet to return my calls. God willing, he will soon see the light and lend his considerable influence to our cause. Please pray that I do not have to settle for a second-rate partnership with Joe Six-Pack.
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Joe the plumber would be a good addition to the ministry, but Joe 6-pack might be more fun. Of course, the other side's rumored radical friends might be able to help more with the Pugastan movement.
Given that we currently have a stopped-up sink in the ayatollah compound, befriending Joe the Plumber is our No. 1 priority.
Wise move! I should have known.
I think Joe the Plumber is unlicensed, owes back taxes and his name isn't even Joe, do we really want someone that deceptive in our midst? I can see him making off with the holy rawhide supply during morning prayer.
We only want someone that deceptive in our midst if those powers of deceit can be harnessed for our purposes, Lucy.
And hell hath no fury like a pug deprived of his holy rawhide.
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