Thursday, May 29, 2008

What is Wendell up to?

I am worried about Wendell. He has been hoarding chew toys, piling them up on the bed. He must have gathered a half-dozen of them. He seems to harbor some kind of apocalyptic vision, brought on by $4-a-gallon gas. Earlier today, I think I saw him pricing generators on Amazon.com. Hopefully this is just a passing phase, and my little brother won't start dropping pipe bombs in the mail. But just in case, I am planning an intervention.

6 comments:

Nevis said...

Heaven forbid! Wendell don't do it! Possibly he is jealous of all the attention you get?

Anonymous said...

Your patience is never ending, great one. We pray for Wendell and hope all goes well.

Anonymous said...

I hope wendell isnt on any type of a power play or worst a brutus like maneuver. Watch your back!

Z

sarah s. said...

Let us know if and when you plan to do the intervention. That way, we can be with you in spirit.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Good news, all. The intervention was successful. We showed Wendell his tail, and he immediately began to chase it, thus forgetting about his apocalyptic hoarding.

sarah s. said...

Whew! Praise be to Allah!