I met today with Sherlock Bones, who has been furiously sniffing out clues. While looking through my parents' bank statements, he found a mysterious ATM transaction in White Settlement. To those unfamiliar with North Texas, that is the actual name of a town near Fort Worth. As far as I know, my parents would have no reason to go anywhere near White Settlement. This is most vexing, my flock. Most vexing, indeed.
Even more disconcerting, Sherlock Bones tracked down my mother's cell phone records and found a series of mysterious calls. We are working now to identify the recipients of these calls and will return with any information we find so that the congregation can analyze the data. Pray for Sherlock Bones' success ...
4 comments:
Perhaps they are thinking of a new home for you and the ministry...until your dreams can come to fruition. Who were the calls to?
White Settlement seems a peculiar place to move a Muslim puggy. I am concerned for you, Ayatollah.
We are tracking down the callers, Anonymous One.
I know I know I know! My mother has been involved in similar nefarious activities. Run for the hills, Mugsy, Run Pug Run, as fast as your short squatty little legs will take you away from the trouble that's brewing!!
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