Sunday, September 30, 2007

The incredible hulking whippet

I've been marveling at this ultra-ripped whippet, my flock. A genetic mutation left her with double muscles, meaning her leg press may very well exceed that of my business rival Pat Robertson. Does anyone know how to get in touch with this dog? I must recruit her for the Armed Revolutionary Forces (ARF).


Anonymous said...

my husband! that is not right! he looks quite horrid! almost like FLuffy from Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone! I am have expecting that there should be 2 additional heads on his tiny neck.

BTW my husband I am quite stressed. I was bullied all weekend by another pug that was staying with us. I was ever so happy to have my mummy all to myself after this weekend. Mummy appreciates me more too. I am much more gentle pug - not a pug that pounds open doors type of pug like the vistor was. sheeshhh. Aine

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I think she is quite fetching. But then again, I have been attracted to large women ever since I met Shelby the Rottweiler as a pup.

I am glad the bully has left.